SAVING + PROTECTION.. tak nak ke?

Assalamualaikum..

         Hai hai haiiii..ehehe~ okay, hari ni I juz want to share something that I've learned for today. Sharing is caring tak gitu? Alang2 dah ada ilmu apa salahnya kita berkongsi. kan? kan? kan? 


        Korang nak tak duit yg korang simpan sekarang bertambah? Of course la korang tak nak kan,taw da..duit saving kan utk enjoy..wat pe nak simpan byk2 kan... 




Is it true? YA, utk segelintir masyarakat2 d bumi ni la kan kan kan...


How if today, korang simpan duit for long term..ala, utk masa depan yg cemerlang gemilang dan terbilang la..utk kawin, utk shoping, utk melancong, utk g umrah/haji dgn org tersayang n apa2 jela...



OK la, let say:



One month korang simpan RM 1000 dalam masa 20 tahun duit tu jadi brapa agak2? Alaa...tak yah agak la..kite calculate same2 ye adik2...


RM 1000 x 20 x 12 = RM 240,000 (20 tu tahun x dgn 12 bulan.ok?)


Nak tak klu saving tu jadi RM 300,000 ++ ????? Agak2 simpan kat mana dapat tak byk camni?






then KALAU ye KALAU kamu di sahkan penyakit KRITIKAL, kamu tak payah pun simpan yg every month RM1000 tu dah, company yg tolong bayarkan utk kamu sampai la tempoh matang.. NAK? tepuk telinga tanya mulut.. ce try ce try..heee~

Cukup la kot takat ni..ehee~ Any permasalahan2 yg meragui anda bole tanya saya pun adoy.. ;)

**ini bukan skim cepat kaya, ini bukan along! Saya cuma maw tolong... ~,^






Thanx for ur eyes.........

Best Friend

Assalamualaikum...

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs. 

Best friend: calls your parents dad and mom. 

Friend: has never seen you cry

Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink

Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number.

Best friend : they ask you for their number ( cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back

Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff

Friend: only knows a few things about you

Best friend: could write a biography on your life

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing

Best friend: will always go with you

Friend: would delete this letter

Best friend: will send this back to me and all of their online buddies

Friends Forever!

Written with a pen

Sealed with a kiss

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the ones I won't forget.

Show your friends how much you care guys! =)

Dont marry a lazy man

Assalamualaikum.. =)

Send it to girls to start the day with a good laugh, and send it to guys also to give them something to think about.

Btw, I've got this thru my email.. my friend from Sri Lanka gave it. TQ Nish! ~,^

Why is life so confusing?

Ya, I  dunt even knoe why.

Tell me why? why? why?

Until now, I dunt even knoe why.

How to avoid this feeling huh?

Plez someone tell meeeeeee......

Life is like a trip but.... it doesnt come with a map.

It was full of way where I dont knoe where I have to go.

Maybe I have to choose the left way? or right? or straight?

Or I just stay here until someone show me where I have to go? 

Or someone knock up my head to let me think by myself?

Or till someone pushed me?

Ouuuuhhhhhhhhhh!

I dunt want to going through this pathhhhh....

Its too complicated.

I'm not strong enough to face it. 

I'm not that strong......

Book on how to understand woman...

Assalamualaikum...

=) nway, thanx much to my Srilankan's friend Nish! IMY!... ;D

Ape jadi?

Assalamualaikum.

Hi guys! nothing much to say. 

Sekarang tak rajin online.

Sebab?

1.Laptop rosak

2.Memang dah malas. =p

3.Kerja kerja dan kerja

4.Masalah teknikal. ahahah~

Sekian... tata titi tutu.. mish yu my bl0g! mwahhhh3!!!! 

kN0w uR cHarActEr! ~,^ v

Assalamualaikum...

Okay, 1st of all I w0uLd Like t0 tHank t0 my Sri Lanka's fren NISH! eheheee~ He gave me this chart thru my emaiL..;D

tHanX Nishan! Me really luv it! hee~ ~,^

Lets see!

~*~BIRTHDAY CHART~*~

January 01 - 09 ~ Dog  January 10 - 24 ~ Mouse  January 25 - 31 ~ Lion	February 01 - 05 ~ Cat  February 06 - 14 ~ Dove  February 15 - 21 ~ Turtle  February 22 - 28 ~ Panther	March 01 - 12 ~ Monkey  March 13 - 15 ~ Lion  March 16 - 22 ~ Mouse  March 23 - 31 ~ Cat
April 01 - 03 ~ Dog  April 04 - 14 ~ Panther  April 15 - 26 ~ Mouse  April 27 - 30 ~ Turtle	May 01 - 13 ~ Monkey  May 14 - 21 ~ Dove  May 22 - 31 ~ Lion	June 01 - 03 ~ Mouse  June 04 - 14 ~ Turtle  June 15 - 20 ~ Dog  June 21 - 24 ~ Monkey  June 25 - 30 ~ Cat
July 01 - 09 ~ Mouse  July 10 - 15 ~ Dog  July 16 - 26 ~ Dove  July 27 - 31 ~ Cat	August 01 - 15 ~ Monkey  August 16 - 25 ~ Mouse  August 26 - 31 ~ Turtle	September 01 - 14 ~ Dove  September 15 - 27 ~ Cat  September 28 - 30 ~ Dog
October 01 - 15 ~ Monkey  October 16 - 27 ~ Turtle  October 28 - 31 ~ Panther	November 01 - 16 ~ Lion  November 17 - 30 ~ Cat	December 01 - 16 ~ Dog  December 17 - 25 ~ Monkey  December 26 - 31 ~ Dove

If you are a Dog: A very loyal and sweet person.Your loyalty can never be doubted. You are quite honest and sincere when it comes to your attitude towards working. You are a very simple person, indeed. Absolutely hassle free, humble and down-to-earth!! That explains the reason why your friends cling on to you! You have a good taste for clothes. If your wardrobe is not updated with what is trendy, you sure are depressed. Popular and easy-going. You have a little group of dignified friends,all of them being quality-personified.   
 
If you are a Mouse: Always up to some sort of a mischief! The mischievous gleam in your eyes is what makes you so cute and attractive to everyone. You are an extremely fun-to-be-with kind of person. No wonder, people seek for your company and look forward to include you for all get-togethers. However, you are sensitive, which is a drawback. People need to select their words while talking to you. If someone tries to fiddle around and play with words while dealing with you, it is enough to invite your wrath. God bless the person then!  
 
If you are a Lion: Quite contradictory to your name, you are a peace loving person. You best try to avoid a situation wherein you are required to fight. An outdoor person, you dislike sitting at one place for a long duration. You are a born leader, and have it in you how to tactfully derive work from people. You love being loved, and when you receive your share of limelight from someone, you are all theirs!!!! Well, well... hence some people could even take an advantage, flatter you to the maximum and get their work done. So be careful..... 
 
If you are a Cat: An extremely lovable, adorable person, sometimes shy,with a passion for quick wit. At times, you prefer quietness. You love exploring various things and going into depth of each thing. Under normal circumstances you're cool, when given a reason to, you are like a volcano waiting to erupt. You're a fashion bird. People look forward to you as an icon associated with fashion. Basically, you mingle along freely but don't like talking much to strangers. People feel very easy in your company. You observe care in choosing your friends.   
 
If you are a Turtle: You are near to perfect and nice at heart.The examples of your kindness are always circulated in groups of people.You, too, love peace. You wouldn't like to retaliate even to a person who is in the wrong. You are loved due to this. You do not wish to talk behind one's back. People love the way you always treat them. You can give, give and give love, and the best part is that you do not expect it back in return.You are generous enough.Seeing things in a practical light is what remains the best trait of you guys.   
 
If you are a Dove: You symbolize a very happy-go-lucky approach in life.Whatever the surroundings may be, grim or cheerful, you remain unaffected.In fact, you spread cheer wherever you go. You are the leader of your group of friends and good at consoling people in their times of need. You dislike hypocrisy and tend to shirk away from hypocrites. They can never be in your good books, no matter what. You are very methodical and organized in your work. No amount of mess, hence, can ever encompass you. Beware, it is easy for you to fall in love....   
 
If you are a Panther: You are mysterious. You are someone who can handle pressure with ease, and can handle any atmosphere without going berserk.You can be mean at times, and love to gossip with your selected group.Very prim and proper. You like all situations and things to be in the way you desire, which, sometimes is not possible. As a result, you may lose out in some relationships. But otherwise, you love to help people out from difficult and tight spots when they really need you.  
 
If you are a Monkey: Very impatient and hyper!!! You want things to be done as quick as possible. At heart, you are quite simple and love if you are the center of attraction. That way, you people are unique. You would like to keep yourself safe from all the angles. Shall your name be dragged or featured in any sort of a controversy, you then go all panicky. Therefore, you take your precautions from the very beginning. When you foresee anything wrong, your sixth sense is what saves you from falling in traps. Quite a money minded bunch you people are.

Ye, saya mmg k0npiusss! -.-"

Assalamualaikum...

kikiki~ baru je hapdate setelah sekian lame tetibe konpius???!! Ahha~ 1st of all, kepada peminat-peminat saye *mata ke atas tangan ke dada* i'm sorry. Biase  la, I kan artis student lagi mestilah kena focus on my study! HAHA~ sape nak muntah sile lah tahan okay.. I takmo lap muntah u ALL..

Okay, anyway HAPPY coz da abes EXAM! YEeeHuuu!!! ~,^ <3 suke sangat! abes tu knapa sy k0npius ye??? jenG Jeng jEnG!  nak gtaw ke tanak eyh?? h0rmmmm...

Hurmmmmmm...Hermmmmmmm...Hemmmmmm.. Nanti da dapat kepastian I gtaw U aLL lah! Ahah~ I ase ary ni I TERgedix lebey l0rh.. maybe h0rmon estr0gen mel0mpat terlalu riang k0t.HAHA~ 

Okay la, C yu s0onnnn!!!! mwahhhhhhhh! ~,^

GudLuck LyNn!

Never thought that I've to face this time again. Whatever it is, I HAVE TO. huh!

Hopefully it might be BETTER and BETTER and BETTER ever.

Ya, it was a nightmare along this semester and its time to redeem back. hopefully.

Ya Allah, thanx for the strength that U give me along this sem. Thank u so much! 

LYNN. Try ur BEST keyh! DONT play2..

Have a g0od luck... =)

*serious mode*

forced 

Tips kebahagiaan rumah & tangga... =)

Assalamualaikum...

haiyyyyyy! Mulakan pagi ini dengan senyuman yg paling menawan okay! =D Okay, today LR nak share sikit *kot* pasal tips-tips kebahagiaan rumah tangga. Chewah! Ya,walaupun sy masih single sy tetap nak SHARE jugak. heee~

Nak straight to the p0int ke nak jalan pusing-pusing dulu? Huh? Pusing? okay okay. Kite pusing-pusing sampai pening dulu la ye. Susah ke nak cari pasangan utk ke jinjing jinjang pelamin? Agak-agak nanti dah kawen ada rase muak tak tengok muka pasangan kite sampai akhir hayat nanti? Bila dah kawen nanti agak-agak saham jatuh tak? Macam-macam persoalan yang timbul. kan?

Jawapannya, tepuk dada tanye sendiri la. =p 

Okay, actually tips nya ada SATU je. SATU je? Ye, 1 je cukup lah, banyak2 cite pun bukan korang ingat! AHAH~ 

TIPS: JANGAN tinggal dekat rumah MERTUA. Mertua ke mentua ke same lah tu.  KENAPA ye? Sebabnya, TERsangat banyak masalah yg akan timbul walaupun kita sangat BAEK dengan mertua kita. Kalau yg takde MERTUA? Means that korang dah terlepas dari 1 masalah yg critical. *agaknye lah* uhuu~ 

SEBAB (1): Cth kalau kita ni ISTERI and ada anak 1 la ye.Kita dok umah kita,kira husband punya mertua la. Selalunya kita and husband yang jaga berdua. Setiap kali g keje wife tinggal la sorang jaga anak kan, but then wife kena keluar la ada hal yg tak dapat di elakkan, then mintak tlg mak jagakan. Mak pun jagakanlah kat anak kita kat bilik kita. Tetibe husband balik dulu TEROS terkam MAK. Eikk!(sebab dia ingat wife dia). So? APE AKAN JADI? Jadinya, ia blh kekeliruan dengan secara TAK SENGAJA nya. Kena pulak kalau mak ngan anak muka and badan lebih kurang. LAGILAH.........

SEBAB (2)

In case of bila kita tinggal kat umah mertua ni. Kena pulak ada siblings kita yg belum kawen lagi. Memang kita MAHRAM tp sementara je. Tapi, hmm.. urmmm... susah la sebenarnya kan. Takut bila takda sape2 kat umah then kita tinggal ngan adik dia(yg berlainan jantina) sahaja. Macam2 bole jadi. EVEN tak de apa-apa pun yang berlaku kat dalam rumah tu, apa pulak kata jiran2 kan? Kira TAK MANIS la kalau jadi cam ni.

SEBAB (3)

Masalah tanggungjawab. Dah dok umah mertua ni lain sikit. Mungkin jugak rasa KEKOK sebab tak biasa. Nak buat apa-apa pun macam-macam rasa.

 Kalau perempuan, nak jaga anak, masak, kemas rumah, basuh kain, sidai kain, lipat kain, siram pokok, pegi pasar and macam2 lah.  Tugas ni sape nak wat? mertua or kita? Yelah, sbg menantu yg baik mmg kita buat punya lah kan. Lagi BEST kalau dapat mertua yg BAEK gak,tlg kita sama2 buat. Tapi lama kelamaan nanti mesti gak ada masalah TIMBUL. 

Kalalu lelaki, g keje pagi balik keje dah nak malam, tak p0n mmg malam lah. Balik-balik je mandi, makan then terus tidur. Esok pagi-pagi bangun, siap ensem2 then tarik beg trus g keje. Weekend plk tido sikit punya "KEJAP" and bangun tengahari buta.. -__-" Agak-agak ape mertua akan ckp ye? Tak panas ke hati dia? Macam dok umah tumpangan pulak. Aisshhh~

Hmm.. Banyak kan masalah yg BAKAL timbul. Ada jugak masalah-masalah lain tapi LR juz share yg most important jela. Jadinye, SATU TIPS tadi tu AMATLAH memberi BANYAK makna. Cubalah mengelak untuk tinggal serumah ngan mertua. Cari rumah sendiri utk tinggal  bersama husband/wife. Okay, ni tak bermakna I suruh u ols boikot family in law okay. This is to make us closer ngan family in law actually. Kalau awal2 kang dah timbul masalah dah tak BEST la kan. So, to make it BETTER, DO it wisely. ;D

So. Korang bole tahan tak? Kalau rasa2 korang tak boleh, CARILAH ANAK YATIM PIATU ye. Ehee~ Tenung-tenungkan dan selamat berangan... =))

Sekian, TERIMAlah KASEHku..~,^

Ape tu insuran & takaful???

Assalamualaikum...

Okay, mungkin ramai yg dah tahu and ramai jugak yg belum tahu. kan? Nowadays, takaful and insurance sgt lah famous kan kat Malaysia ni. Kalau nak pegi sh0pink complex ade je nampak agent2 diorang kan. Kalau korang nak tahu, dekat America almost people ada insurance taw. Dia dah kira macam kewajipan la diorang amek insuran ni. But, not in Malaysia. Kita bole bilang guna jari kaki jela weh bape orang yg ada. Actually, this is not good la kalau tak ada perlindungan utk diri sendiri. 

  Okay, oleh kerana ramai yang tak tahu ape tu insuran atau pun takaful,dengan ini sy LyNn Ribena berbesar aty nak explain sikit la pasal insuran dgn takaful ni. I just tell it roughly okay. 

INSURAN and TAKAFUL ni adalah suatu bentuk PERLINDUNGAN untuk diri manusia.

salah 1 syarikat takaful

INSURAN

- Conducted by conventional companies 

- Not practice Syariah Compliance

- Including elements of gharar(arabic term) which means uncertainty, maisir which means gambling and riba which is interest.

TAKAFUL

- Conducted by Takaful companies

- Practice Syariah Compliance which is following syariah's requirement

- Do not involving in gharar, maisir and riba.

Okay, maybe ramai tak puas aty coz ni simple sgt kan. Takpe2, kalau ramai yg nak tahu lg aku akan teruskan bercerita tentang insurance VS takaful ni tp stakat ni ak nak cite random je k.

salah 1 syarikat takaful

 Maksud do not involve with gharar,maisir and riba tu ialah whenever we buy policy(eg:takaful which is Syaiah Compliance), our distribution will be invest at the Islamic market share. Pendek kata, kita invest kan duit kita tu dekat tempat yg HALAL. Dan, klu insuran diorang akan invest kan duit kita tu merata-rata which that we dont knoe the sources are Halal or Haram.

As a Islam, we have to or another word is OBLIGATE(WAJIB) to invest or do any transaction following Syariah Compliance. WAJIB ye bkn SUNAt bkn HArus! Bila kita tahu ada KEWAJIPAN di situ kita WAJIB meninggalkan yg CONVENTIONAL tadi. Tak kisah la dr segi BANK or INSURAN ni. Bila kita tahu ada bank islam kat negara kita ni, kita WAJIBlah meninggalkan yg conventional td dan beralihlah kepada ISLAMIC Bank ataupun TAKAFUL.

salah 1 syarikat takaful

Actually, aku mcm rase korg konpius jek! uhuu~ Klu dr segi islamic and conventional ni nak crita 7 hari 7 malam pun tak abes cuz is sgt mendalam and kita tak bole mempelajarinya dlm masa 1 hari. Ianya perlu difahami dan didalami sedikit demi sedikit dan hari demi hari. Dalam Islam kita tidak boleh terus MENERIMA ataupun MENOLAK sesuatu tanpa ASAS. 

Okay, Lynn da lari topic! nak cite pasal takaful n insuran tp da masuk ke bank.. -__-" Sorry, sy mmg PANDAI SANGAT bercerita dats y jadi cam gini.

salah 1 syarikat takaful

Sebenarnya nak crite yg org MALAYSIA yg ada TAKAFUL less than 10%. Kenapa? YESS, u r rite! lack of awareness and lack of knowledge of TAKAFUL. RUGIIIIIIIII weh sebenarnyeee... korang taw tak dulu CINA taw ranking no 1 ade perlindungan diri, skang ni??? teka la..  teka.. teka.. Hmmm... Skang ni INDIA taw.. Aiiyaakkk, mane pegi org MELAYU??? okay, i tell u lah! mmg tak rugi kalau korang amek takaful. I BET u la! but, depends on the company la jugak k. Jangan lak korang buat secara MEMkhinzir BUTA plak nnt tetibe saya yg c0mel sgt ni yg dipersalahkan..ish ish ishh...cobaannnnn~~~~

Okay, cukup la dulu takat ni. Nak cite lagi tp better troskan kat next POST la k0t. TQ for reading this bebelan!

Okay, SEKIAN... TERIMAlah KASEHku.. ~,^

Same petak

Bila cinta kini tak lagi bermakna

Assalamualaikum...

Cinta kini tidak lagi bermakna untukku.Isk3. Biarlah aku pergi membawa hati yang lara ni. Eikkk!!! okay2, STOP it Lynn! Aterrr..teman acah je, takkan la teman jiwang sangat kan.. ohohohh~ Okay, rasanya semua orang pun dah tahu lagu ni kan? Sangat BEST + SEDIH + mendalam + menusuk jantung + menikam kalbu = macam2 perasaan muncul. Betol tak? Ececehh~ mal0o pulak nak ngaku..aterr, ngaku jele..teman tak kisah..uhuuu~

Btw, I just want to share this song cuz sangat SUKAlah! ehee~ Enjoy guyz! ~,^

Bila Cinta - Gio (Ost Lagenda Budak Setan)

Bila cinta kini
Tak lagi bermakna
Yang ku rasa kini
Hanyalah nestapa
Ditinggalkan cinta masa lalu

Dulu kau tawarkan
Manisnya janjimu
Yang ku sambut itu
Dengan segenap hatiku
Hingga engkau pergi
Tinggalkanku

Hilangnya cintamu
Menusuk hatiku
Hinggaku memilih
Cinta yang fana

Perginya dirimu
merobek jantungku
Hingga ku terjatuh
Dalam harapan
 
kusebut namamu
disetiap doaku
bangkitkan setiap 
kenangan tentangmu
yangku dapat 
hanyalah bayangmu

Hilangnya cintamu
Menusuk hatiku
Hinggaku memilih
Cinta yang fana
 
Uuu…

 Perginya dirimu
merobek jantungku
Hingga ku terjatuh
Dalam harapan
.....
Dalam harapan ...uuuu

Lagu ni ada 2 version kan?? laki-laki and perempuan nyanyi..

Ni link nye kalau nak dengar keyh! Untuk sape2 yang tak pernah dengar tuh meh sini dengar.. BEST sgt taw! Jangan sampai nanges sudah..h0keh? Layannn...

perempuan nyanyi

laki-laki nyanyi

Sekian, TERIMAlah KASEHku...~,^

Churp churp? Nuffnang? Traffic? Siapa HEBAT???

Assalamualaikum...

Ya, meh sini semua bloggers yang dah lama-lama kat luar sana. I'm newbie here and really need ur help. Korang mestilah tahu kan cara nak wat Churp churp ni. Pleasshhhhh pleashhh pleashhhh. Help me on this. 

Silalah LINK kan blog anda kat comment saya ni. Kot2 sape2 ade TUTORIAL mengenai nya. Tolong ajar saya....uwaaaa... sedih lah tak tahu nak buat.

I really need ur help to these matter :

1. Nak letak churp cop cup ni kat sidebar. macam gambar di bawah ini.

taken from http://tfazaman.blogspot.com.. ehee~

2. Yang traffic jammed nih.

taken from http://watch-my-six.blogspot.com..uhuuu~

3. Nuffnang ni.

taken from http://theotherkhairul.blogspot.com.. ohooho~

Ha...mcm gamba atas-atas ni lah..plezzz help me!!!

ADA lagi nak mintak tunjuk ajar jugak...

1.Yang komen kat blog org then bole tinggalkan LINK kita kat komen tu.. cam gini..

taken from http://inibelogsaya.blogspot.com..

2. Yang boleh tinggalkan LINK kat shoutmix BOX.. cam gini..

link dalam shoutmix box tuh..cmane ye nak wat???

Dengan ini, saya budak baru nak belajar mintak tolong kat abang-abang dak kakak-kakak senior kat blogspot ni untuk beri tunjuk ajar kepada saya...=( Harapnya HARAPAN saya ini tidak lah kamu semua kecewakan..isk3

SEKIAN, TERIMAlah KASEHku...

BILA gadis kurus cakap dia GEMOK, ape k0rang rase???

Assalamualaikum..

Okay okay. Kalau korang tgk la gamba kat atas ni kurus ke gemok? Ada ke patut org yg kurus cam gini boleh kata dia gemok???! wtfish! Ahahha~ Kalau korang tanya kat aku apa aku rasa bila org kurus cam gini kata dia gemok aku akan jawab "Nak kena lempang? *eik!ckp je berani,buat tak..ahahah* Dah kurus cam ni cakap gemok? Ce cite celah mana yg gem0k nya tuh....aishhh...

Situasinya begini.
Sedang aku bercerita dengan seorang kawan aku nih. Tak patot tak patot.. Ada ke kurus cam gini pon cakap dia gemok? Dia nak kurus cam mana lagi baru kate dia kurus? cam ni ke? *pic below*

Ahahah~ Melampau la pulak kurus mcm pic kat atas ni kan? Yela, da kurus mcm model tu kira cantek la kan. Ni nak kurus lg, mmg jadi mcm pic kat atas ni la gamaknye..uhuhu~ Kawan aku yg dok bercerita ngan aku tu pun cakap "tulah pasal, GEMOK lah sgt!"

Aku    : Bt0i3... Kalau macam aku ni mengaku gemok yelah. Ni dia yg kurus kering tu. Tak patot!
Kawan: Kau ni gem0k kejadahnye?
Aku    : La, tak nampak ke aku gem0k ni? Tgk ni perut da kembung, mon*** pun besar, pipi pun da tembam...waaaaaaaa...
Kawan: Kalau kau cakap kau tu gemok, abes aku ni ape?

Aku     : Kau kira OBESITI lah! Ahahah! *aku acah je..igt aku berani ke ckp cam tu?*
Kawan: Kau ni pon same spesis ngan si kurus tadik! Da kurus mengaku gem0k. Nak kena lempang?
Aku    : *eik? dia curik ayat aku!* Memang aku gem0k lah! Adek bredek aku smua p0n cakap aku gemok. Tu bukan ke gemok namanye??

Kawan: Dah tu memang lah, dah adek beradik kau lagi kurus dari kau, memanglah dia kata kau gemok! padahal ko tu kuruslah..
Aku    : *dengan bangganya* yeke aku kurus?? wah! *kembang2*
Kawan: Yelah, ko nak kurus mcm mane lg?
Aku    : YES! YES! YES! Aku kurus! Aku kurus! AHHAHAH~

Kawan: hoii hoii hoii... Nak kena lempang?
Aku    : Kenape pulak nak lempang aku? lempanglah org yg kurus mengaku dia gem0k tuh!
Kawan: *usha aku mcm nak makan aku* KAU tu lah org nya!
Aku    : Errkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Huhh! Naseb baek aku tak kena lempang.. -,-"

P/S: Dah kurus jgn nak gatal2 mengaku gemok! ahahha

Sekian, TERIMAlah KASEHku.. ~,^

Lelaki MURAHAN

Assalamualaikum...

Okay, 1st of all. Utk kaum-kaum LELAKI, actually this entry is SPECIALLY f0r u guyz. Ahahah~ Poyo jek! Ohohho~ Acah je. Ni saja-saja nak cerita pasal lelaki murahan ni sikit . Hurm..GIRLS, tak taw la nak letak hukum apa kat korang ni. Wajib ke sunat ke harus ke terpulang la kat korang..=p

Sebelum tu, nk tanye sikit. Tahu tak LELAKI tu ape? Ya, TEPAT SEKALI! Sejenis mamalia manusia yang boleh kawen 4! Eikk! Bt0i la kan? Utk org Islam la. Hurmm.. Taw la depa ni bole kawen 4, tp tak payah la carik 4 terus-terus nak kasi cukup kuota en? huh! WTfish! Ahahah~ *Emo cket, biase la p0mpuan*

Okay okay. Korang pernah jumpa tak LELAKI yg BUTUH CINTA?! Erkk, speakang hendon pulak. Erm..maknenya org yg sangat memerlukan CINTA di dalam hidupnya. Dia sangat sangat la perlukan GF dalam hidup dia. Ok, aku tak nafikan la semua lelaki p0n perlukan C.I.N.T.A en? tapi yg ini lain sikit ceritanya. Ce cite ce cite..;p' okeh, aku cite aku cite... *scroll down*

LELAKI MURAHAN yg dimaksudkan adalah lelaki yang memegang prinsip MUSTI MAW  "MUSTI COUPLE". Kalau boleh dgn semua gadis-gadis dia nak kapel. Dia ni spesis yg tak boleh langsung hidup SINGLE. Boleh dikatakan macam playboy gak la. Tp dia tak mainkan p0mpuan dalam 1 masa. Plus, cintanya tak serius tp asalkan ada. Tujuan? aku p0n tak tahu, mungkin LELAKI di luar sana b0leh tolong jawabkan...eheheh~ (mtk simpati plak munyinye..)

Pernah jumpa ini jejaka? Mungkin. Ingatkan pompuan murahan je ade, tak sangka lelaki murahan p0n ade ek? Biasa la. Dunia oh dunia. Selalunya kalau korang(gurls) jumpa lelaki macam ni musti meluwat u tgk dia. Ketagih couple. Nampak sangat TAK SETIA. Org kalau setia, dah putus pun KEJAR lagi kan? Ini tak, dah putus je terus ON THE SPOT carik lain. Huhh. Murah!

APA? memanglah BUNGA bukan sekuntum bro. Tapi agak-agak la. Kalau korang betul-betul syg kan gf korang the dia mintak putus, korang biar ke? Ok, klu nak ikut FILEM KOREA si jejaka akan cakap cam gini.. "biarla, ak pasrah..Asalkan dia bahagia bersama jejaka pilihan hatinya. Kalau dia bahagia,aku jua turut bahagia untuknya" Aishhh! Ini mmg filem KOREA selalu wat. Tp, tak ramai ok lelaki kat Malaysia ini macam. Kalau jumpa kira agak BERTUAH gak la that girl.

Kalau FILEM MALAYSIA? Selalunya cinta empat  tiga segi. A suka B, B suka C. Tak p0n scandal lebih. Tak p0n, "kalau aku tak dapat, jgn harap kau boleh dapat!" Huuu..Gangster 0wh laki kat Malaysia neh..ohohoh~ Korea gak 'Gentleman', 'Stylo' 'Cute' lagi u. Auwww!

Ooppsss! I'm sorry. TERlari topik sudah neh.

Okay, utk lelaki murahan itu. ALL U NEED IS MAID! bukan LOVE okay. Ingat cinta spesis pakai bunag buang ke. Tidak sama sekali! Ececeh~ giler poyo ayat aku. ;p' Dan, ingat la..kalau mcm ni la cara lelaki carik gadis, korang SALAH. Gadis-gadis ni amatlah BERHARGA. Yg susah nak dapat tu lagi lah BERHARGA. Yg setakat baru ayat sikit-sikit je tu dah CAIR? Ya, dia mmg lah utk lelaki murahan itu.

P/S: I'm sorry for any words that might be not suitable or too harsh to be read. I'm just an ordinary person. Harap yg tak elok tu di tegur dan dinasihatkan lah. Yg baik itu dijadikan taulan. =)


Sekian, TERIMAlah KASEHku... ~,^